Q: SO HOW LONG HAS AxSxPx EXISTED?

A: SINCE EARLY 2006.

Q: WERE YOU IN ANY OTHER  PREVIOUS BANDS?

A: ABOUT 12 DIFFERENT GRINDCORE BANDS MOSTLY WITH THE SAME PEOPLE. OH, AND A FEW PUNK BANDS.

Q: HOW MANY RELEASES DO YOU HAVE?

A: INCLUDING NET RELEASES? I THINK AROUND 18, INCLUDING THE ODD SPLIT.

Q: YOU DON’T SEEM TO DO A LOT OF SPLITS, MOSTLY SEEMS LIKE DEMOS?

A: YEAH. IT’S MOSTLY BECAUSE I DON’T ASK A TON OF PEOPLE.

Q:  IS IT MORE WORK TO DO SPLITS?

A: IN MY CASE, YES. I GET IMPATIENT QUICKLY SO I LIKE TO GET AS MUCH OUT AS POSSIBLE.

Q: DO YOU NOT LIKE WORKING WITH OTHER ARTISTS?

A: OH NO, I LOVE DOING IT, I JUST DON’T THINK MANY PEOPLE WANT TO DO A SPLIT WITH SOME NOISECORE DOUCHE FROM CONNECTICUT.

Q: DO FEEL OUT-OF-THE-LOOP IN A STATE WITH ALMOST NO NOISE SCENE?

A: SURE, BUT IT’S HARD TO FIND PEOPLE IN A STATE WHERE IT’S MOSTLY PUNK, METAL, AND CLASSIC ROCK COVER BANDS. I WOULD RATHER HEAR SOME SHITTY INDIE BAND WITH A CHICK SINGING THAN ANOTHER FUCKIN’ METAL BAND. I ACTUALLY LOVE METAL AND PUNK SHIT (I GREW UP LISTENING TO NOTHING ELSE) BUT MOST OF THE BANDS ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE. INDIE ROCK KIDS, I’VE NOTICED, SEEM A LITTLE MORE ACCEPTING OF WEIRDER, NOISIER STUFF AND THOSE ARE THE PEOPLE I’LL PLAY TO. THEY KNOW WHAT I’M DOING MORE THAN MOST PEOPLE. WHAT REALLY MADE ME LAUGH WAS THE ONE TIME I PLAYED WITH ANOTHER BAND, WHO WERE GRINDCORE, SAID TO ME “I DON’T SEE THE POINT; IT’S JUST NOISE.” PRICELESS SHIT.

Q:WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN FIVE YEARS?

A: PROBABLY STILL DOING THIS. HOPEFULLY I’LL HAVE PLAYED MORE SHOWS AND DONE A FEW MORE SPLITS, PLUS I WANNA HIT EUROPE IN THE FUTURE. I LIKE EUROPE A LOT. AND MEXICO, SINCE I USED TO LIVE/WORK THERE.

Q: DO YOU HAVE A RECORD LABEL?

A: CHERRY BLOSSOM DOG RECORDS, TRICHOME NOISE RECORDS, AND I SELF-RELEASE.

Q: WHERE HAVE YOU PERFORMED?

A: A COUPLE BASEMENT SHOWS, A MANSION PARTY OR TWO WHICH I RUINED, MY LIVING ROOM.

Q: IS THERE ANY PARTICULAR DEMO/EP/SPLIT/LP YOU PERFORM MORE OF LIVE?

A: EVERYTHING LIVE IS IMPROVISED.

Q: HOW DO YOU THINK SONGS UP?

A: WATCHING BRUTAL GIRL FIGHTS ON THE INTERNET. ASIAN CATFIGHTS ARE THE BEST.

Q: HOW HAS YOUR MUSIC CHANGED SINCE YOU FORMED?

A: IT’S JUST GOTTEN LOUDER AND MORE ANNOYING, PLUS IT’S NOT MUSIC; IT’S NOISE!

Q: WHAT ARE YOUR REHEARSELS LIKE?

A: WHAT REHEARSELS? THAT’S THE WORST QUESTION I’VE EVER BEEN ASKED!

Q: WHAT’S YOUR ULTIMATE GOAL THEN?

A: TO BE LOUD, ANNOYING, OBNOXIOUS, HIGH, HORNY, AND HAVING A GREAT TIME DOING IT.

Q: DO YOU HAVE ADVICE FOR PEOPLE WANTING TO START THEIR OWN BAND?

A: YEAH, DON’T. IF IT’S A NOISE BAND, JUST HAVE A GOOD SET OF VOCAL CORDS FOR YELLING, SOME TRASH, A CYMBAL OR WHATEVER AND JUST DO IT.

Q: HOW CAN PEOPLE DOWNLOAD/BUY YOUR STUFF?

A: MYSPACE.COM/ASPLITPSYCHETHEBAND OR EMAIL NOISECORESUICIDE@GMAIL.COM

Q: ANY SHOUT OUTS?

A: I’D LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE FOR THEIR FRIENDSHIP, UNWAVERING SUPPORT, KIND WORDS, AND GENERAL GOOD HEARTS; TREVOR FROM SAKURA PUPS/CHERRY BLOSSOM DOG, DEREK (THC ERADICUS) OF TRICHOME NOISE RECORDS, PAUL FROM RECTAL TWAT, PICHISMO, DOODLEINACACOON, 2 MINUTA DREKA, TOOTH EYE, GRINDCORIZER (THANKS FOR THE LINKS!), AND OTHERS I’M FORGETTING.

Q: OK, I’M OUT OF QUESTIONS. CAN I ASK YOU A FEW RANDOM ONES?

A: GO AHEAD.

Q: WHAT SONG WOULD YOU WANT TO BE PLAYED AT YOUR FUNERAL?

A: “DIE WHEN YOU DIE” BY GG ALLIN.

Q: WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE WAY TO CHILL OUT?

A: BY SMOKING WEED AND DRINKING RUM WHILE WATCHING SICK/FETISH ANIME OR A GOOD, SICK COMEDY.

Q: IF YOU WERE REINCARNATED, WHAT WOULD YOU WANNA COME BACK AS?

A: BARACK OBAMA’S MOTHER SO I COULD GET AN ABORTION.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD?

A: MARIJUANA LEAVES DRAPED OVER A NAKED JAPANESE CHICK.

Q: ANY LAST WORDS?

A: COMMIT NOISE TERRORISM.